light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

holly-draws:

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susemoji:

I HATE THIS

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:






Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat